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Post by flarestorm on Jul 23, 2009 19:24:16 GMT
(i'm doing this cause im bored waiting for my profile to be approve my profile)
What is once in a minute, twice in a moment, and never in a thousand years?
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Post by risingdusk on Jul 23, 2009 19:30:23 GMT
The letter M.
*i so win* 
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Post by blackrose on Jul 23, 2009 19:32:02 GMT
What sounds cold but is hot? (yeah, i know it is an old one)
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Post by flarestorm on Jul 23, 2009 19:41:06 GMT
Chille!
Nice one though rising i took ages too come up with that and look on the internet.
A man was driving a black truck. His lights were not on. The moon was not out. A lady was crossing the street. How did the man see her?
Solve this puppy!
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Post by risingdusk on Jul 23, 2009 19:44:12 GMT
Was it day time? =)
I would have liked to say 'with his eyes' but I assumed that would be completely wrong, and opted instead for the more logical answer.
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Post by flarestorm on Jul 23, 2009 19:47:28 GMT
I'll give you that but the correct answer was 'It was a bright sunny day' I got another one for you now.
Do you say, "Nine and five is thirteen," or "Nine and five are thirteen" ?
Try that! =)
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Post by risingdusk on Jul 23, 2009 19:51:17 GMT
Neither, because nine and five make fourteen. ^^
I was actually dumb enough to write it out on paper before I realised! xD
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Post by flarestorm on Jul 23, 2009 19:57:45 GMT
..................................................
How do you do this?!
Try this:
How can you tell the difference between a can of chicken soup and a can of tomato soup?
Hehe
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Post by risingdusk on Jul 23, 2009 20:02:33 GMT
Honestly I have no idea. =)
Same goes for this riddle, but to make it easier for other people I'll eliminate all of the obvious answers, such as:
One tastes of chicken, the other of tomato.
One looks orangey red, the other looks beigey cream.
One's called tomato soup, the other is called chicken soup.
i'unno.
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Post by flarestorm on Jul 23, 2009 20:05:43 GMT
Nope. The correct answer is: READ THE LABEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If a boy is spanked by his mother and his father, who hurts the most?
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Post by risingdusk on Jul 23, 2009 20:10:47 GMT
the pervert who's not allowed to watch?
(I'm sorry but I had to. =D This isn't an actual guess btw.)
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Post by flarestorm on Jul 23, 2009 20:13:08 GMT
Oh thank Starclan. You scared me.
The answer was the boy.
Why don't you make up a riddle?
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Post by risingdusk on Jul 23, 2009 20:16:50 GMT
I'm really lame at riddles. =/ I'll post one I read in a book though..
"First think of the person who lives in disguise,
Who deals in secrets and tells naught but lies,
Next tell me what's always the last thing to mend,
The middle of middle and end of the end?
And finally give me the sound often heard,
During the search for a hard-to-find word.
Now string them together, and answer me this,
Which creature would you be unwilling to kiss?"
Yes it's from Harry Potter. Yes I am a Harry Potter fan-nerd. Get over it. =)
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Post by Ebonstar on Jul 24, 2009 5:54:27 GMT
A Spider!! (don't worry, I am too 
This isn't really a riddle, more of a logic puzzle but here goes:
A man has a chicken, a fox and a bag of wheat. He needs to cross a wide river, but his boat can only hold one other thing apart from him. The fox can't be left with the chicken as the chicken will get eaten, and the wheat can't be left with the chicken as it will get eaten. The items can be taken back and he can travel alone. How does he do it?
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Post by flarestorm on Jul 24, 2009 8:24:46 GMT
You carry the chicken over first. ANd then go back for the fox nad takie it over. Then carry the chicken back across. Then leave the chicken and take the corn across. then go back and take the chicken across.
=) I'm smart
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Post by flarestorm on Jul 24, 2009 21:45:36 GMT
Alrite becuase im such a harry potter fanatic try this from the 7th book.
Which came first the chicken or the egg.
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Post by blackrose on Jul 25, 2009 19:22:50 GMT
Actually Flare, it is,
"Which came first, the phoenix or the flame?"
The answer is "a circle has no beginning"
What walks on four legs in the morning, two at midday and three in the evening?
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Post by Ebonstar on Jul 27, 2009 0:37:12 GMT
Lolz thats a logical answer. . . But is it a man? Four legs = baby (crawling), two in the middle of his life and three at the end (a walking stick)? |
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Post by Fortress on Jul 27, 2009 11:56:09 GMT
A man pushes his car and stops at a hotel. At which point he realises he is bankrupt. Why?
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Post by flarestorm on Jul 27, 2009 14:02:10 GMT
He has no fuel?
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Post by Fortress on Sept 4, 2009 21:57:51 GMT
Nopes
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Post by Nightstalker on Nov 6, 2009 7:42:21 GMT
he's playing monopoly
A man was put in jail his cell had a bed, a toilet, a sink, a shelf, four solid unbreakable, metal walls a roof and a small slot where the gaurds pushed food through. There were no windows and no door. When the prizon gaurd came in the morning the man had escaped.
How?
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Post by Ebonstar on Nov 8, 2009 5:49:11 GMT
Uh he dug out??
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Post by Nightstalker on Nov 8, 2009 5:50:54 GMT
nope! ;D
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Post by Ebonstar on Nov 8, 2009 6:02:40 GMT
Damn um. . . . dunno, what?
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